I look good after my morning coffee, But you best beware before I intake, That hot black scalding liquid, When I first 'rouse and awake. My mine is in a turmoil, It just don't work real fine, Until I get that cup of coffee, Into that tummy of mine. After I have swigged a cup or two, Or maybe three or four, It is safe to stick your head, Around the dining room door. I look good after my morning coffee, But you better be aware, Before it soothes the savage beast, I am not one to give a care. Yes, I look good after my morning coffee, Before its ingestion I am a total fright, But once I have my cup in hand, I am no longer a nightmarish sight. Praise be to that pot of coffee, The scent does send me reeling, And bless the nerves that it calms, For now like a human I am now feeling. Redneck Poetry Shelf