I Could Just Scream Dentist begging the patient: "Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" Patient: "Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time." Dentist: "There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the World Cup Football on TV" =================================== Secret Plot A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I have the plans." ==================================== Front Door Tom: "Why do you have your front door leading right into your dining room?" John: "So my wife's relatives won't have to waste any time."