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Not Funny but a great read

HoooooRaaahhhhhhh!

      It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take  the
      time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about.
               _________________________

       You stay up for 16 hours.
       He stays up for days on end.
       _________________________

       You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
      He goes days or weeks without running water.
       __________________________

       You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
       He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
      __________________________

      You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go  meet
            up with your friends.
      He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
       __________________________

       You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
       He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
          __________________________

       You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
       He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
          __________________________

      You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
      He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
        _________________________

       You complain about how hot it is.
       He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe 
      his brow.
         __________________________

      You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your  order wrong.
       He doesn't get to eat today.
           __________________________

    Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
    He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
          __________________________

    You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
    He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.!
       ____ ______________________

       You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
       He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
            __________________________

      You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
      He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
          __________________________

       You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
       He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
         __________________________

     You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
     He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet
           __________________________

     You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
     He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.
           __________________________

    You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
    He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
            __________________________

   You see only what the media wants you to see.
   He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
          __________________________

   You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
   He does exactly what he is told.

         __________________________
 
    You stay at home and watch TV.
    He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
          __________________________

    You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.

    He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.
          ____________________________

   You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a  worse place because of men like him.
   If only there were more men like him
          ___________________________

   If you support your troops, resend this with a "HooooooRaahhh!"

       If you don't support your troops well, then don't resend, it's  not
       like you know the men and women that are dying to preserve your right.

 






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